Shower Procrastination

I save the shower for the last thing on my to-do list. I simply just hate being cold and wet, It isn't the desired feeling for many I'm sure. Getting in the shower the water has to be piping hot. Something to melt the dead skin and bacteria away. If I feel the slightest drop …

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animal rule #1

Do not lick your parts in my vicinity. Not only is the sound disgusting but you are also loud and displeasing to the eye. As I politely correct the dog, I have to shut it down. Big hard pass. Get a room, go find another area or just halt all licking. I would break if …

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